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Vadim  WARNING: FAIL   
  Sometime, once, quite a while ago in a time and place that no one thinks much of anymore, there lived in a tiny wooden house a young man who was called Vadim. Vadim was not the most attractive fellow in the world, but was certainly not the ugliest, either. He was, to put it very simply, perfectly average. He had average hair of a light-brown colour and had an average face, pale of skin with prominent cheekbones. His mouth was small, sour and shapeless, and his deep-set, expressionless eyes regularly glowed a dull grey. Needless to say, it would not be saying too much if one were to state that Vadim
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The Toupee CaperHe was standing there; mortified, frozen  In the middle of the street  Glancing right, glancing left  Behind him, even above him  Terrified  Terrified that someone might have seen.   
He bit his lip and squeezed his eyes shut  The fear shooting through his body  The top of his head  Bare as the day he had been born  Horrified  Horrified that this should have happened in such a public place.   
In a snap, quick as a wink  He shrugs into the collar of his greatcoat  And makes a mad dash down an alley  And disappears  Never to be seen by me again.  &nb The Toupee Caper
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French IMr. Disco’s Daily Grade   
Week UN:   
Mardi, 3rd Février  -30 points: Not Participating  -20 points: Sitting in the wrong seat  -50 points: Making sexual innuendos to students  -20 points: Using profanity  -40 points: Indecent buttcrack/g-string exposure  -10 points: Calling LavaLife personals hotline in the middle of class  -20 points: Not repaying loans from Cash Point  -50 points: Accidentally calling his mum on LavaLife Hotline  -60 points: Taking his car title to LoanMax  -15 points: Pooping in the lobby of the Capitol Building  -5 points: Making sexual French I
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The PhonographDrowsiness.   
Seated somewhat comfortably on a shabby old trunk with a few equally tired woollen blankets laid atop it. A makeshift window seat because you’re still much too poor to furnish your 108th street flat with any decent furniture quite yet.   
The day is still young; spring, on the other hand, is getting older by the second. Balmy weather. Not quite sunny out––it would perhaps rain a bit later. You soak up a moist breeze that has let itself in through the opened window from the bustling midday street. Yellowed lace curtains twitch and brush daintily against your face. A gentle kiss on the cheek fro The Phonograph
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*Doreean*nikkicub

I Don't Know Why

Fri Nov 6, 2009, 7:10 PM
I like Vaslav Nijinsky so much. But I do, and I intend to ask for a bunch of biographies and such on him for my birthday and/or Christmas.

I'm very disappointed that they haven't yet made a serious movie about him, and by "serious" I don't mean that piece of crap from 1980 with that Latino/Spanish guy playing Nijinsky (even though I'd still be interested in seeing it *cough*)... No, I want something modern and with decent actors, with a full depiction of the Diaghilev affair sans wishy-washiness and pussyfooting and beating around the bush or what have you. That will just get on my nerves. GAYNESS IS GAYNESS.

I don't know, maybe I'll write the script myself. In a few years. :XD:

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I like writing, playing the piano and not eating.

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  • Current Residence: Vladivostok
  • Interests: Being a doofus
  • Favourite movie: RHPS, Cabaret, A Clockwork Orange, Quills, The Producers, West Side Story.
  • Favourite band or musician: Queen, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, Django Reinhardt, Simon & Garfunkel
  • Favourite genre of music: Stuff
  • Favourite artist: Edward Gorey
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe, Anthony Burgess, Anne Rice, Marquis de Sade, Vladimir Nabokov, Oscar Wilde.
  • Favourite photographer: Wilhelm von Glöden xD
  • Favourite style of art: Socialist Realism
  • Operating System: Mac Os X
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod.
  • Shell of choice: That of an oyster. Heh heh.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The hideous horsy wallpaper in my Oma's house.
  • Skin of choice: Nijinsky's.
  • Favourite game: Chess. I always lose.
  • Favourite gaming platform: The sidewalk.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Squidward Tentacles
  • Personal Quote: "No."
  • Tools of the Trade: A scythe.

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